Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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