your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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