I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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