my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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