I'll bet she douches with gravy.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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