u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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