There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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