just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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