I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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