i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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