Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
MIDGETS
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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