Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
