I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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