don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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