Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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