Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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