Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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