But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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