Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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