You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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