ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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