I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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