I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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