I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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