You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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