Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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