i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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