Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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