Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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