I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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