I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
no you cant smoke seaweed
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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