your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
