if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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