I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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