I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
My vagina just recognized that song.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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