I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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