idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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