how can u be prego again
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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