I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
