do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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