As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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