doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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