Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
soo... how was my night?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
