On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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