I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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