There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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