Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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