people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Green mimosas i think yes
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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