But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
This baby is an asshole
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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