If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just high enough for therapy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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