he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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